Eerie photo of the Yellow Brick Road from an abandoned Wizard of Oz theme park in North Carolina.
ain’t no way in hell am I following that
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
said:  Say 10 facts about yourself and send to your 10 favorite followers!
Thanks a lot! :)
- I also strongly dislike a lot of Tumblr, especially social justice warriors that either act impossibly PC or are defensive to the point of hypocrisy. FIGHT. ME.
- I’m really fashionable when I want to, but even since I’ve been to college I just wear whatever the fuck my eye catches at 5AM.
- I’m frequently surprised by my followers ages (like you for example, HIGHSCHOOL freshman).
- I’m also frequently surprised by their actual attractiveness (ohoho I’m talking about you, ************* and ***************. Not to mention ********* and ****************!).
- My all time favorite food is a tie between potato salad and arroz con pollo. My all time all time favorite food is both on the same plate with huge ass red beans.
- When I was 9 I had a stalker crush on my cousin’s next door neighbor lol
- I’m a gum addict, I can go through a whole pack in a day and one of the car packs in a whole week. >_>
- I don’t get grossed out by blood or gore but if you pick your nose in front of me I will have the urge to vomit every time I see you.
- I used to sing really loudly in the shower until my parents started hearing me and cheering me on.
- I have no idea what to do with my hair most of the time, right now it’s a Rihanna-style mohawk and I have no idea where to go from that
this is my favourite vine ever
when you surprise a bitch in spanish
going to a gay bar is like a fucking Discovery channel documentary these days, last time I met an otter, a wolf, and a fucking manatee!
smack that ass from 8 feet away
I MAY NOT BE THAT PRETTY OR ATTRACTIVE OR SKINNY BUT I HAVE A REALLY BIG HEART AND I CAN LOVE YOU AND TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU DESERVE. I KNOW IM QUITE AWKWARD AND SAD BUT YOU’RE SO PERFECT AND WE COULD WORK.
if i take long to answer your message it’s probably because i’m 50 miles down my dash